A buddy of mine and frequent caching companion told me that a mutual friend would be coming up from Utah for his birthday, the 24th. The goal was to get GC 12, 16 and 17 which would fill us up for May, June and July of 2000 and possibly if we had time, we would head out towards Tillamook to get GCA5 which would give us November of that year. It was ambitious, but would be time well spent. With a hobby that has only been around for 12 years, you only have to look at old logs of caches like GC6 where they are found once or twice, and then archived because nobody was really thinking in these terms at the time. Furthermore, these caches were not always created with longevity in mind. It was something for a bunch of nerds who spent a fair amount of time on internet bulletin boards so go and explore nature. The interaction between hiker and techno-geek, I am sure, is not a frequent occurrence.
We headed out early that morning with two GPSr's full of caches to keep us occupied if we should find ourselves with a bulk of time (I considered this scenario unlikely, however I also loaded the Northwest Trails Map on my unit just in case we found ourselves wandering). We took the back roads to the approximate cache location and got within about .8 of a mile before finally pulling over into an area that was obviously used as a shooting range frequently. Live ammunition and expelled shells littered the ground along with broken bottles and general litter. Yes, I had wished that I brought garbage bags, but for some reason I didn't.
Mental note: start packing bags for CITO.
At the end of the asphalt covered driveway was a concrete barrier which, as it turned out, stopped cars from dropping into the five foot washout that the weather had created. It was a perfect little break between two sections of road that probably had not been maintained in any real way for years-save for the barrier that would ensure that you didn't have to call Gieco crying.
Surprisingly, although we were not exactly high in elevation at the time, there was still a fair amount of snow on the ground in spaces. We would walk on asphalt for a bit, then through the snow with some red peppering that I thought looked like paprika, but to which my friends explained to me that was some nature of bacteria that would cause dysentery. Suffice to say, I will not be putting this on my deviled eggs any time soon.
It turns out that the initial section of road was not the only area that had been washed out. After about .3ths of a mile hiking, we found a raging stream which only had two moss covered logs to act as bridges. With an unsteady foot, the three of us made it across and into what would become the first of much snow we would encounter.

At some point we reached a Y in the road and we weren't getting any closer to the trail that my GPSr was telling me we should be at. So, a short jaunt up a steep-ish hill and through some brush revealed the path to the cache.
It is an interesting thing, being a geocacher and walking in the woods. I don't have a clear memory for how exactly I viewed things when I went hiking with my father when I was a kid. Typically we were looking for dear track, bedding spots and the like. But now, the same age as I was when I went to live with my father, I don't look at bedding spots, I look at places where I can hide a silver bison tube. I would never really do that; hide a bison tube in the middle of a forest that could support a much larger cache. In part for integrity reasons, but also because I wouldn't want to maintain it. I love hiking, but at the time we were on the trail and closing in on GC12, I just had no desire to come up there to maintain a log. Thank you very much, but I know other ways I would prefer to spend my Saturday
We took at look at the GPSr and realized that along a straightish trail, GC17 was only 2 miles away (tack on another half mile for switchbacks). It seemed doable.
Oh how wrong we were.
The trail, while straight on a flat surface, actually had a fairly steep climb in a pretty short distance (I believe around 700 feet elevation gain). It was a beautiful hike, and we were jazzed at the opportunity to hit both caches one the trail and things seemed well enough for a fair portion of the trail. At one point, at about 3500 feet we were able to look out on the valley and see the clouds rolling in and around the valley in really a quite beautiful way. Rocky outcroppings, as well, gave one of my friends an opportunity to channel his inner Daniel-son and does the crane kick. No he didn't do the kick and I am fairly certain he would have fallen on his butt if he did.
Along with all the beauty, it also seemed like several people had taken the presence of metal trail signs not for their intended purpose, but as an obvious gift from the State of Oregon for drunken gun owners should never be without a target. The sign, the sign posts...just about anything was shot up as we crawled up the trail. It is completely infuriating to me and I, personally, wanted to smack each and every one of these people right along with their emptied cans of Mickey's and Natural Ice.
But I digress....
At some point the trail we were following became white in color...and then it became a trial only in suggestion. We were able to determine where it was intended to be based on the relatively flatness of the snow and where my GPSr pointed, however at some point those waters became a bit mucky too. And have you ever really tried to walk through snow without snow shoes? It isn't easy. Not at all, particularly when your 2 mile trek becomes blocked by increasing amounts of this snow. Each step means you are sinking in by at least 4" and brings you barely closer to your destination. For a while we followed someone else’s tracks which seemed to go in effectively the same way we wanted to go. Those footprints were a "he" to us when we referred to them. We didn't say "the tracks go this way", it was "well, he went this way...probably going the same way". Whoever he was (or she, no gender discrimination here), we trudged on with his snow shoes guiding our way. And then, at some point our ghost traveler decided that the direction he was going was impassible, and left.
You would think this would send us the same message...but it didn't.
Anyone that has cached with me knows that I am nothing, if not insatiable, when I am hiking to a cache. And in the short time I have been doing this, I have only turned around once. I would not be scared, and neither would my geo-companions. Although, I have to wonder if we weren't all thinking-in some regard "we are now in at least 6 feet of snow, we have another mile to go and only one bottle of water between three adult men, this is not the best of ideas".
I was, but I didn't want to say anything.
We trudged on, losing what existed of a trail and making our own way as the compass pointed. Finally, we got to a point where the snow was a t ground level and we could see actual dirt. I will never be able to full articulate how happy I was to see dirt. To see a ground surface that I wouldn't have to fight with. That wouldn't have had me sink with every step. Oh dirt, how I loved you that day. Until, of course, we hiked more and got to more snow. And more snow. And then...more...in fact, so much more that the path, long gone, was completely buried under a snow drift. We were within .7th of a mile and there was no path. It just wasn't there; I couldn't understand where it had gone. The GPSr said it was there, but my eyes, admittedly tired, couldn't register it. Nor could either of my friends. We were, as they say, at an impass.
It was 2:30 by this time and we were at just over 4000 elevation. We had been hiking for about five hours and gained at least 2000 feet on this hike and at some point we realized, exhaustion + dangerous hiking conditions are not the best bedfellows. And for the second time since I started caching, we turned around.
The trip down was, obviously, easier and this time we decided to try the paved road that would loop us out more but provide a better-non snow covered walking surface. Along the way we found a stolen car (I think), a full can of beer (if you call it that) and a cow that we, for a time, dubbed Norman. We did eventually head out to GC16, and get it, but that story is really not much of a story at all.
Besides, my boots are still soaked from snow.








